What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 14:38
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Sure no problem officer.
What can you do if someone makes a false accusation against you?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
HELLO
What is the difference between the terms "Millennials" and "kids"?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Yes sir it is.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Why did my bipolar girlfriend split up with me?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
{RING} {RING}
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
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After a few moments he returns.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
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Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.